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1. My hands are small. Please don't expect perfection whenever I make a bed, draw a picture or throw a ball. My legs are short. Please slow down so that I can keep up with you.

2. My eyes have not seen the world as yours have. Please let me explore safely. Don't restrict me unnecessarily.

3. Housework will always be there. I'm only little for such a short time. Please take time to explain things to me about this wonderful world, and do so willingly.

4. My feelings are tender. Please be sensitive to my needs. Don't nag me all day long. (You wouldn't want to be nagged for your inquisitiveness.) Treat me as you would like to be treated.

5. I am a special gift from God. Please treasure me, holding me accountable for my actions, giving me guidelines to live by and disciplining me in a loving manner.

6. I need your encouragement and your praise to grow. Please go easy on the criticism. Remember, you can criticize the things I do without criticizing me.

7. Please give me the freedom to make decisions concerning myself. Permit me to fail so that I can learn from my mistakes. Then someday, I'll be prepared to make the kind of decisions life requires of me.

8. Please don't do things over for me. Somehow that makes me feel that my efforts didn't quite measure up to your expectations. I know it's hard, but please don't try to compare me with my brother or my sister.

9. Please don't be afraid to leave for a weekend together. Kids need vacations from parents, just as parents need vacations from kids. Besides, it's a great way to show us kids that your marriage is very special.

10. Please take me to worship regularly, setting a good example for me to follow.
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Tell your visitor that you're online by putting these cool icons on your website or on your blog. You can also add it on your social networking site like Friendster, Myspace, Facebook, Orkut etc. as long as it allows you to put HTML codes on it. Just follow the instructions provided.

1. Change YAHOO_ID_HERE with your Yahoo! Username.
2. Paste the code below the icon on your website / blog.

<a href="ymsgr:sendim?YAHOO_ID_HERE" border="0"><img src="http://opi.yahoo.com/online?u=YAHOO_ID_HERE&t=1"></a>

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Enjoy... :)
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Are you tired of using a very long domain from a free hosting site that you're currently using? Are you using http://www.yourname.yourfreehostingsite.com/ or http://www.youfreehostingsite.com/yourname ? I know some of you here know this website already. Not only that you know it but have been very supportive for it. I am talking about Dot TK ( http://www.dot.tk/ ). By using Dot TK means you are supporting the people from Tokelau. A brief information about the Dot TK is provided for you below.


About Dot TK
Dot TK is a joint venture of the Government of Tokelau, a country in the South Pacific, the countries communication company Teletok and BV Dot TK, a privately held company. The Government of Tokelau has appointed BV Dot TK as the exclusive registration entity. BV Dot TK is doing business as the Dot TK Registry.

The Dot TK Registry is privately funded and has offices in Amsterdam (Netherlands), London (United Kingdom) and Douglas (Isle of Man). With its management team, an experienced staff, multi-redundant backbones in all the countries and DNS root-servers located in every corner of the world, Dot TK can handle millions of registrations.

The Dot TK Registry acknowledges Dot TK can have a big social impact on the lives of the people in Tokelau. The primary goal for both Teletok and the Dot TK Registry is to increase the awareness of Tokelau in the world, establishing relationships with larger corporations who can provide communication, education and medical expertise to the region and directly fund the island of Tokelau with royalty fees paid over domain names sold. This way the Government of Tokelau can grow towards a more financially independent situation.

Dot TK's mission statement:


The mission of the Dot TK Registry is to create a network of individuals, and companies that have an existing Internet presence and have these users register a Dot TK domain name to provide a free, short, easy and secure alternative name for their Internet identity; where the proceeds of the Dot TK Registry goes partly towards development projects on the Islands of Tokelau.

- End of About Dot TK -

By registering at Dot TK, you can add 3 domain names from 3 different URLs. They have an option also to remove ads or the Tikilink. Recently, Dot TK publicly announced that they have already removed the commercial ads on its Free domain websites. Forever! Starting today, Dot TK means Free Domain, more visitors and No More Ads!

Here are the list of Dot TK websites that I are currently managed by me. If you can see ads, that is from Google Adsense and not from Dot TK.

1. http://www.boffill.tk
2. http://www.yfcdavaonorth.tk
3. http://www.bellacaoyonan.tk

Are you ready to sign up now? Click HERE to sign up!
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Finally, the much awaited release of Flesh-n-Bone from jail did really happened. We all know that it was first scheduled on the 10th of July 2008 but it was actually rescheduled on the 13th of July 2008. On the July 13, 2008, Stanley "Flesh-N-Bone" Howse was released from a California Correction Facility and was greeted by his family and his friends. It was actually confirmed that the 5 Thugs are now reunited and wasted no time to go to the studio and start creating now their harmony! A video captured outside the correctional is provided for you to prove his release!


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The much awaited Tagalog-English / English-Tagalog Dictionary for Mobile Phones is now available. It has been available since March maybe. I just recently saw it in one of the Pinoy Forum where I am active that it is already available. So I decided to download it with enthusiasm, installed it in my phone and now, I am enjoying it! I have been looking for this kind of application ever since I am only using my old Nokia 6630 phone and now, it is already available on both S60 2nd Edition and S60 3rd Edition. Why not give it a try and learn the language of us Filipinos. Its not as good as MS Dictionary but this one deserves a bow. For those who doesn't like Java Applications that much (including me!), just give it a try and you will really appreaciate its worth!







Download Here:
S60 2nd Edition
S60 3rd Edition
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ARE WE REALLY USING THE FULL POTENTIAL OF THE GOOGLE SEARCH ENGINE?

Heres HOW:

Google has become THE icon of the internet. This search engine has so thouroughly transformed navigation of the internet that its name has become a verb. Yet most people do not know how to use this tool to its fullest extent. This TUTORIAL focuses on the advanced commands available on Google. For readability's sake I put search terms inside of <> aside from having it in BOLD Text. So entering 7900gt voltmod into the search field in google will appear in this FAQ as <7900gt voltmod>.

Quotes - The simplest advanced command is the quotation. Google's engine typically ignores word order. Searching for will return about the same results as . The results will be slightly different because of how google searches its servers, but it will still look for sites containing these elements regardless of order. Entering <"X Y Z A B C"> will search only for sites containing the string X Y Z A B C, with all elements included, in that order, one after the other.

site - Sometimes you will want to search a site that does not have a search function. Don't worry - google will come to the rescue. In order to search for the string overclock on symbianize.com, simply enter
<"overclock" site:symbianize.com>. No http:// or anything like that is required, just <{search terms} site:{URL}>. Don't forget the ":" between "site" and the url

filetype - Just as you can use google to search on a particlular site, you can use google to search for a specific filetype. To search for PDF files on Intel products search for . The format for this search is <{search terms} filetype:{extention}>. Extentions do not require "." before them. To search for, say, a daa file - search <{st} filetype:daa>.
*NOTE - Google does not go all-out to index every file type. Searches for anything other than .pdf, .ps, .doc, .xls, .ppt, or .rtf (thos listed in advanced search under filetype) will not return vary many results.

inurl - Searches the URL of a site rather than its contents. To search for sites with overclocking related url's - enter . This can be used in conjuction with other searches. For example, will search for sites with url's containing overclock for text containing intel.
Similar to this is the allinurl command. This will allow the user to search for more than one word in a url. The search will behave like the search above, and will search for both intel and overclock in a site's url.

intext - the intext command searches the actual text of a website rather than its tags. It can get annoying when you search for a word/phrase - find a promising website - then find out that what you searched for is not actually on the site. The intext command solves this. The related allintext works in the same way as allinurl.

.. - the ".." command searches for ranges. Searching for any GPU in GeForce's 8 series can be challanging, so you can input to get results of any Geforce from the 8500 to the 8850.
*NOTE - This search will also search for 8501, 8502... It does not (to my knowledge) allow for incrementing.

- - the "-" or minus command excludes terms from a search. Let's say that you want to search for a game called "World War II" but you want the game and not the War. Many sites about the War will have the word Nazi in them. So search for <"World War II" -Nazi> to search for sites including "World War II" that do not contain the word Nazi.

~ - Including a tilde in front of a word searches for that word and its synonyms. A search for <~angry> will search for angry, mad, furious, etc.

OTHER GOOGLE TRICKS

Google cache - When the googlebot visits a web page, it takes a picture of it and stores it on its server. If you have the url of a site that has been taken down, google the url. If you are lucky, google has a cached image that you can view. This is also useful for looking for sites that have been changed recently.


In the right hands Google can be one of the internet's most powerful tools. Knowing exactly what google can do will make finding exactly what you want much easier.

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1. dahil halos di na kayo nagkikita ng nanay at tatay mo, an tawag na nila sayo ay "boarder" at sinisingil ka na nila sa upa mo! (uy magbayad ka!)

2.pag sasagot ka ng telepono, lagi na lang may opening spiel...exampol : ring ! ring ! ....tenk u for calling (the company) this is (your name) how may i help you?

3. eksperto ka na sa power nap, yung mga 15min break nyo, itinutulog mo na lang...para fresh pagka kolls uli, mya na yung 1 hour nap...

4. di mo na alam bumiyahe pag may araw, nalilito ka bakit andaming tao, at bakit di na dumadaan ang dyip dun sa mga kalsada na 1 way.....

5.mas sanay ka ng matulog ng nakabussiness attire...na mimiss mo yung matigas na sahig ng opisina nyo...tsaka yung malamig na aircon.

6. sanay kang maglaka-lakad ng nakamedyas.

7. an tawag mo sa mga friends mo...dude, bro, coach, tl, sup, SIR.

8. di na dugo ang dumadaloy sayo, kape na. nung nagpaospital ka ang nilagay sayo dextrose na my instant coffee.

9. sanay kang makipagusap kahit comatose...pagtinanong ka ng kahit ano, tama ang sagot mo...ummmm naghihilik ka pa hayup ka!

10. tadaaaaa! nag sasalita ka sa pagtulog mo, pati kols mo napapanaginipan mo, at minsan, sinampal ka ng kapatid mo dahil nagsisigaw kang sup call! sup call! sup call!

11. pumuputi ka na dahil di ka na naaarawan.

12. sanay ka nang matulog kahit maingay sa loob at labas ng bahay nyo.

13. kinalimutan ka na ng mga kaibigan mo dahil existing ka lang pag tulog na sila.

14. sanay ka na sa mga prank callers at mga death treats... sa dami ba naman ng ma-encounter mong ganito gabi-gabi sa trabaho eh.

15. di ka na sanay sa traffic. pagpapasok at pauwi ka sa trabaho walang traffic.

16. di na tama ang oras ng pagkain mo. breakfast mo ay hapunan na. lunch mo sa madaling araw. dinner mo pag uwi mo sa umaga. pag Rest Day mo naman at natulog ka sa gabi, magigising ka pa din pag madaling araw na. iba na ang body clock mo.

17. lahat ng kasabay mo sa jeep pag papasok ka, pagod na. ikaw lang ang bagong ligo at bagong gel.

18. maski sa bahay, mabilis kang kumain.

19. nde ka na kilala ng aso nyo

20. tawag sa auto mo ay taxi, kasi palaging gabi bumabyahe..

21. wala ka nang pakialam sa buhay

22. nahihiya kang magpunta sa mga reunion lalo na't alam mong successful lahat ng ka-batch mo.

23. sasabihin mo field ng trabaho mo IT, di call center.

24. nasusuka ka na pag nakita mo ang pc sa bahay nyo..

25. sasabihin mong tech support engineer ka, pero erep pa rin..

26. yun nga lang, pag payday olats lahat sweldo ng mga kaklase mong board passer. (8k per month lang sila) isang kinsenas lang yun..

27. pag day off mo n lang ikaw nakakapaanood ng Big Bro.

28. Nde mo na kilala ang mga bagong artista.... si mahal at mura lang

29. nde mo n alam itsura ng mall...

30. di ka na maebs sa bhay, sanay ka na sa cr ng 3rd floor or yung sa malapit sa mga speech labs sa Ground floor.

31. gusto mo na ding maglagay ng soap dispenser sa banyo nyo.

32. ayaw mo nang pumasok sa internet cafe!

33. puro kalyo na wrist at daliri mo.

34. sanay ka na ding mag Español.. uno-ocho-ocho-ocho...

35. maglo-lock ka ng pc kahit sa bahay na. pag pndot mo ng CTRL + ALT + DEL iba ang lalabas at matatawa ka na lang sa sarili mo dahil para kang gago.

36. sanay ka ng kumain sa harap ng pc mo kahit nsa bahay...

37. papasok ka sa ofc na nka-jeans, tshirt and cap (astig!)

38. mas malaki sweldo mo sa mga ka-batch mo, nagkakanda-kuba na sila sa trabaho nila

39. puro ka-age mo mga ka-opisina mo, walang old maids and DOMs!!

40. mabilis k ng mag pabili ng boy bawang at chicharon sa ermats mo...

41. isa ka na rin sa mga nagbebenta sa ops floor (you name it meron dito even endangered species)

42. pag nakakarinig ka ng Kaching!!! akala mo may mail ka na dumating. hehe

43. pindot mo ilong nung tindera kala mo vendo machine.... isa nga coke syet ilong pala yun! hehehehe... masama pa kung sa bumper na-pindot mo.... syet!

44. na inlove ka nsa kape...

45. madalas mong sabihin sa ka IM mo n "email chat n lang tyo"

46. sanay k na makarinig ng napakalakas n pag singa ng sipon... dahil sa kano..

47. marami ka ng naipon na microwavable container

48. at ketchup galing mcdo at jolibee

49. pag nagkukwento ka sa mga barkada jargon lahat. di nila maintindihan ang ibig sabihin ng AHT,BABM,CSAT at QA

50. bumibili ka ng chicharon sa lahat ng sikyo n makita mo.. hehehhehehe

51. pag gumagamit k ng cr,, d ka na nagpa-flush.. kc akala mo kusa n lulubog ebs mo.

52.. sawa ka na internet kasi sa trabaho panay ang personal window..

53. sanay ka na ang katabi mo sinusurprise visit ng GF niya akala kc nambababae.........

54. akala mo mo may sarili kang locker sa bahay nyo.....

55. at magtataka ka dahil hindi lahat ng kano galit sa kumakain ng chicharon..

56. sanay k ng magyosi o umidlip pag alas dos at alas kuwatro ng umaga

57. dito ka na makakakita ng gf, bf, or asawa. wala ka ng time maghanap sa labas.

58. pag may problema ka sa pc mo, una mong ginagawa ay clear cache at cookies..

59. yung iba dito na nakakahanap ng kabit nila eh........

60. nang ho-hoard ka na din ng tissue atsaka Choco Gem sa bahay

61. kala mo libre ang kape sa select....

62. libre parking mo sa ayala, klasmeyts mo nagbabayad araw-araw sa parking.. hahahaha

63. pag nag cr ka...sanay ka na sa gripo na automatic at toilet bowl...

64. nag hahanap ka sa kahitbahay nyo ng mga kano....

65. pag binabati... ano nlang, pag kinukumusta ka ng mga kabarkada mo, lagi mo sinasabi, HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!

66. naka id ka pa kahit nasa jeep

67. kaya mong tiisin na nde palitan ang damit mo ng 16 hours

68. pagtinanong ng mga ka tropa mo kung ano ang sinusupport mo... sabihin mo yahoo.com (hahahaha)

69. kasi pagsinabi mong earthlink, di nila alam yun. ako nga dito ko lang nalaman na may ganun pala eh..

70. .....yung uniform nga ng basketball may passport logo tanong sa akin nag-aayos kayo ng passport? hehehe anong travel agency? ayus! quote kita sa hongkong gusto mo!

71. Nasanay ka nang may katabing TM na hindi umuuwi. pagpasok mo nandun na. paguwi mo nandun parin.

72. kahit may malaki kayong speaker sa bahay gusto mo pa din naka-earphones!

73. pudpod na tenga mo sa kaka-pakinig ng paolo "payatot" santos

74. nung pinasok ng akyat bahay ang bahay nyo, magsisigaw ka ng HACKER!!! HACKER!!!

75. tanong na mahirap sagutin ... " pag-introduce urself na - first day sa PS -engineering grad-" ..... em a nursing grad ; pt grad ; engineering graduate. BAT KA NANDITO ?...akala mo...talagang engineer ang kailangan.....kasi nasa ads...technical support engineer.....hayyy hehehe...beep beep...ala naman cguro eng grad dito ha...peace.

76. OO NGA PLA! DATI PAGNAGCOPY PASTE KA SA PC, GINAGAMIT MO ANG RIGHT CLICK, NGAYON, ctrl C AT ctrl V.

77. nagkaroon ka ng galit sa mga kano at sana iniisip mo na kasama ka sa pangalawang digmaang pandaigdaig at pingapapatay mo yang mga *&^%$$#@# kano na yan!

78. naisip mo tuloy yung mga comfort women at gays nung panahaon na yun.

79. dati 1 word per minute ka kabilis magtype, ngayon 2 words per minute. sanay kc copy and paste lang kya naSF.

80. kahit sa bahay, mahilig ka na mag etchos, churva, achuchuchuchu at choz...

81. sanay ka nang matulog ng dilat ang mata...kasi d pde pahuli

82. lahat ng style ng pagtulog....maiisip mo...

83. lahat ng kaibigan mo may christmas vacation ikaw wala

84. habang umiihi ka may nagtatanong kung anong oras na

85. yung ex mo may kasama ng iba

86. lahat ng holiday pumapasok ka kasi double pay malaki ang bayad.

87. d2 ka n sa opisina nakabili lahat ng gamit mo.. 2nd hand celfon, 2nd hand pc, sabon, shampoo, sapatos, tocino, longganisa, hikaw, magazine, tv, ref, aso, libro, tshirt, pants, prepaid card, vcd, dvd, yema pati apartment d2 ka nakuha

88. d2 ka na nasanay kumain ng pagkain na luto sa microwave

89. d2 ka na nakatikim ng kape na may ipis

90. kahit syampoo ng kabayo meron... hahahaha

91. gusto mo na den bumili ng water dispenser kasi pitsel lang ang nasa bahay nyo...

92. ok lang sayo uminom ng kape na may ipis kase no choice!

93. dami mo na naiipon na stirrer(red) galing pantry kakatimpla ng kape.

94. nasanay ka nang magpadeliver ng pagkain.

95. nakakita ka ng artista na nagbebenta ng pagkain sa pantry.

96. dito ka lang makakakita ng pinagsama samang tinda na : medyas, vitamins, christmas lights, cologne. yosi, siomai at lahat ng klase ng pagkain, relos, kalendaryo, stuff toys, make up, kikay kit, deodorant, kwintas, sasakyan, camera, video, audio, foot spa , milk spa, bags wallet, sinturon, mamon, hamon,

97. d2 ka na expose sa tapa king, zuppa, yellow cab, jugnos, bermuda hotel's pancit canton, wendy's. north park, star bucks,

98. di mo maenjoy christmas party kasi kaylangan mo bumalik sa office dahil may pasok ka pang shift.

99. ice tea ka lang, mga kasama mo.. beer!! syet!

100. sumasama ka pa sa email chat miski wla ka na sa PS... shift pa nila! ayus move on with your life....

101. nanghihingi ka pa ng baon sa nanay mo kahit mas malaki sweldo mo sa kanya..

102. tapos yung fud magtatake out ka na lang. dito mo na lang sa office kakainin.

103. kapag may national crisis at rally... di ka makakasama... pakikinggan mo na lang sa radyo

104. lahat na ng rason para umabsent nagawa mo na

105. dito sa opisina mo nararanasan ang napakabagal na oras!

106. d2 lang ako nakakilala ng mga taong ang tindi managarap...lalo na pagdating sa mga babae

107. pantry carenderia!

108. kapag may gusto kang bilhin...titingin ka muna sa mnweb...

109. normal boses mo sa fone kahit lumilindol na.

110. tuwing uuwi ka ng bahay naghahanda ang nanay mo na parang may fiesta...kasi bihira ka na umuwi

111. 5 mins. pa bago ang break mo,atat ka ng bumaba dahil sa YOSI.
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FA Wall:
"nobody cares"
somebody answered:
"not even the carebears?"
then another:
"not even kier?"
then:
"not even zoren?"
lastly:
"not even zorro?"
all written by different people.

AS:
AS chairs:
"push button to eject seatmate"

"push button to eject urself"

"push button to kill teacher."

"push button to eject teacher"
....reply: "it's jammed! We're doomed!"

AS cubicle:
"Donate your bulbol here.." tapos may chewing gum na
pagdidikitan....

AS chair :
"you know bobo? bobo is you!"

AS 1st floor CR:
"if you forget the past, then you porget the
purious.."

AS 1st floor CR uli:
" Im a simple gay "
tapos me sumagot
"sira! Dapat 'Im simple and gay!' Taga peyups ka ba?
duh! "
tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching arrow pa na
nakaturo dun sa reply)
"sira ka rin! yung simple is used as an adjective
tapos yung gay is used as
a noun. kaya ok lang yung simple gay nya!"

CHEM:
Chem chair:
"push button to spray acid on prof's face."

Another chem chair:
"You Boron!!!"

BIO:
Bio chair:
"Push cadaver to haunt teacher."

FO Santos:
"SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO... bawal."

ENG'G:
Sa Men's CR, facing the urinal:
"Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan ng bayan!"
Reply:
"the future you are holding is very small."

GAB:
sa likod ng armchair sa isang room sa GAB:
"takas ng ward 7"

MATH:
sa cr sa may math building:
"SUMAPI SA NPA! "
may sumagot:
"PAANO? "
may sumagot pa:
"MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SA PINAKAMALAPIT NA
DROP BOX SA SUKING
TINDAHAN!"

sa math building, sa likod ng isang "teacher's chair"
sa 3rd floor:
"BABALA: asawa ni babalu"

sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli.
"you'll NEVER find what you're looking for"
May nag-reply:
"find x."

sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan uli.
nakasulat sa armchair:
"F*CK DA WORLD! "
ta's may sumagot:
"F*CK U TOO!
--WORLD-"

3rd floor math cr:
"kaibigan, pagkapatos mong umihi, paki PLUS mo naman,
hehehe."

UPIS
sa loob ng music room.
"maam _______(music prof) boses palaka! "
tas may sumagot
"nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng palaka "
tas may sumagot uli
"weh "
tas may nag-react uli
"oo, sabi kokak!kokak!"

VINZONS:
Wall ng vinzons
"Do not steal. The government hates competition"

men's cr sa Vinzon's:
"remember: the hands that clean this toilet are the
same hands that cook
your food."

men's cr waaaay above the urinal:
"if you can reach this, the fire department wants
you!"

NIGS:
sa isang upuan:
"f*ck nigs!"
may nagreply:
"who's nigs?"

MAIN LIB
Sa isang lamesa ng main lib, filipiniana section:
"UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC"
tapos may sumagot...
"mali pang grammar at spelling mo, halatang di ka taga
UP"

KALAI:
nietzsche-"god is dead"
God- "Nietzsche is dead!"

SC:
sa labas ng PNB:
"in case of emergency break ass and push butt"

AS waiting shed
Ad from a Korean: "I need a English tutor."
At may nagdagdag: "Badly."



Brilliant minds!
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What the Application is about

Accelerometer technology is currently amazing most of the users of current Nseries phones. The amount of available new concepts and new applications isn t stopping.
The most famous developer of accelerometer using applications, Samir, has started the wave of accelerometer application with rotateMe , a wave which didn t stop till now and won t stop so soon.

Samir s next project was Nokmote , the first application which brought motion input to S60 devices. Nokmote was actually developed for playing games and was simply too sensitive to work satisfying for menu navigation.

Shortly after its release, a video occurred on YouTube showing an application you could mistake as a Nokmote copy. However, only a little deeper glance showed that RockNScroll developed by the world s leading motion input enterprise, Keynetik, is everything else than that.

RockNScroll is a single sensor based application providing motion input to latest Nseries phones like the N82, N95, N95 8GB and also the coming N96. That means you can control your phone only with movements without pressing any key, providing access to nearly all functions of an S60 phone.

The application is not only thought for menu navigation; it offers also a gaming mode bringing new gaming experiences in a similar way like Nokmote. Of course this is just a little extract of what this powerful software can do. Read on to discover more about its other features.

RockNScroll gives you the possibility to navigate in the menus of your accelerometer supporting Nokia device by using different gestures. With little flicks of your wrist in the corresponding direction, you are able to move the cursor right and left, up and down.

Menu navigation consists of course not only of moving the cursor. RockNScroll supports a Push gesture which is used to confirm a selection and a Pull gesture for back or exit command. As you can see, Keynetik thought about all necessary possibilities to make menu navigation as comfortable as possible. It didn t work with Nokmote like this, not only because of the high sensitivity, but also because of the lack of a Back gesture .

While navigating, you can hold the device in nearly every angle you like; the application adjusts itself to the phone s position. Also an advantage in comparison to Nokmote which worked only in a certain angle.

1. Up/Down/Left/Right tilt gestures to emulate single press on navigation pad. Will be operable in any orientation (portrait/landscape) and any position (horizontal/vertical/in between) as shown in the video. Good for menus and some games.
2. Some noise filtering. It won't be totally immune to interference, but it will be usable while in motion (walking, driving, etc.)
3. Adjustable sensitivity levels
4. Scroll mode: Tilt (same as 1) and hold for scrolling to emulate press and hold on nav pad. Good for phone books, media player, etc.
5. Game mode: Orientation and position specific based on device tilt and angle. Meaning you will have to hold in horizontally at 0 angle in landscape orientation. Good for at home gaming.
6. Screen rotation: Rotating device from portrait to landscape.


Download RockNScroll Here
AccelerometerPlugin.sis
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Have you noticed that pre-installed Barcode reader of your Nokia N82 or any other phones that has a BarCode Reader ? This barcode reader doesn't really read the barcode that we commonly use when we purchase a grocery item in the market but instead, its use is to read the barcode that Nokia and any other mobile phone has. A sample of Nokia's Barcode is the one provided below.



For you to read the message behind that code, all you need to do is to open your Barcode Reader > Open your Camera > Scan Code > View the barcode on your screen > Enjoy!


Don't you have a Barcode reader? Get it at http://mobilecodes.nokia.com/scan.htm
And for you to create your own Barcode, try to visit http://mobilecodes.nokia.com/terms.htm
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One of my favorite addons to my blog is Feedjit's products. I am writing a review regarding the new feature that they have put on their "Feedjit Live Traffic Feed" product. You can actually notice there at the bottom of that vertical box about a link saying "Watch In Real Time". Once you're gonna open that link, you will then be redirected to a new page where in you can see the litteral "LIVE" traffic of your website. Included in the report is the indicator whether they arrive or they depart on your site, the flag on which country the visitor belong, the browser, the OS, on what website they came from or they went to, the description of the traffic and also the time of their visit and how much time they spent when they stayed at your website. It has been a very nice update for that certain Feedjit's product. A very impressive feature that can actually help us webmasters/bloggers track the live traffic of our website.


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